{"id":658,"date":"2026-09-12T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-12T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/?p=658"},"modified":"2026-09-11T06:52:31","modified_gmt":"2026-09-11T06:52:31","slug":"apparently-the-programme-is-more-of-a-guideline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/apparently-the-programme-is-more-of-a-guideline\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently the Programme Is More of a Guideline"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Apparently the Programme Is More of a Guideline<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Day 4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And apparently today I discovered that the exercise programme I so painstakingly designed for myself is&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>more of a guideline.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because somehow I managed to miss a few things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two exercises I deliberately changed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One I genuinely somehow missed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the last one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I purposely ignored it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t think I need to explain which one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>We all know.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ll get to that little bastard later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Wait&#8230; I Ate Breakfast?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We also added another meal to my daily eating plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Breakfast.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For those who know me, you&#8217;ll understand what a significant development this is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am NOT an early-morning eater.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In fact, one of my ex-colleagues can confirm that there were days when she literally had to remind me to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or drink water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I become so engrossed in whatever task I&#8217;m busy with that apparently my body&#8217;s basic survival requirements become optional.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;Food?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;Water?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;You&#8217;ve been sitting there for six hours.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, but LOOK HOW MUCH I GOT DONE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I digress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apparently we&#8217;re eating breakfast now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And honestly?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It wasn&#8217;t half bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Today&#8217;s Menu<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Breakfast was granola, Greek yoghurt and strawberries, accompanied by a delicious cup of orange, chamomile and rooibos tea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No sugar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tea bag left in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I know.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somewhere, a member of posh society just dropped their fine china in horror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I like my tea the way I like my life:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Strong, slightly strange and with absolutely no regard for established etiquette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lunch was my usual chicken and spinach salad \u2014 yes, we&#8217;re still working through that spinach \u2014 followed by a crisp Granny Smith apple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My absolute favourite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Gym time.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Today&#8217;s Programme<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The programme \u2014 which, again, I WROTE \u2014 called for:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Warm-up:<\/strong> brisk incline walk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Get the heart pumping.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Get the legs loose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Convince the body we&#8217;re doing this voluntarily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Leg press \u2014 2 sets of 10. \u2714\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seated row \u2014 2 sets of 10. \u2714\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chest press \u2014 2 sets of 10. \u2714\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hamstring curl \u2014 2 sets of 10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Shit.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That one I genuinely missed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn&#8217;t deliberately avoid it. I only noticed when I sat down later to review my day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, officially:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hamstring curl \u2014 \u274c <em>Lost in transit.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then we reached the next two exercises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I looked at them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They looked at me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8220;Not today, Satan.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Apparently I Am Now Negotiating With My Own Programme<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First up was the dumbbell Romanian deadlift.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead, I decided on a wide-grip lat pulldown to give my upper body some attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then came lateral lunges.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I swapped those for reverse-grip lat pulldowns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And before anyone climbs onto their high horse and starts galloping toward the comments section&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I KNOW.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know I should follow the programme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know I wrote the programme that way for a reason.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I had only JUST started enjoying having functional legs again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;d recently repaired our relationship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was trust developing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why would I ruin that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So instead, I gave my upper body some extra attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s my story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m sticking to it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">And Then There Was The Plank<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do we even need this section anymore?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know how it went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know how it went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The mat knows how it went.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Nothing happened.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color has-background has-medium-font-size\"><blockquote><p>At this point I think the plank has stopped being part of my exercise programme and has become a psychological experiment.<\/p><cite>How long can one woman avoid approximately 30 seconds of discomfort?<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apparently&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At least four days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"936\" src=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-11-2026-08_46_49-AM-1024x936.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-665\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-11-2026-08_46_49-AM-1024x936.png 1024w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-11-2026-08_46_49-AM-300x274.png 300w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-11-2026-08_46_49-AM-767x701.png 767w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-11-2026-08_46_49-AM-600x548.png 600w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-11-2026-08_46_49-AM.png 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">But My Body Had Another Surprise<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The brain fog and fatigue were still VERY present today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, yesterday I said I couldn&#8217;t necessarily blame PCOS because I&#8217;d only had around 4.5 hours of sleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apparently I owe PCOS an apology.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SURPRISE!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tannie Flo arrived.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Six.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Early.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now normally I would speak about this situation with slightly more dignity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But seriously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Who arrives uninvited SIX DAYS EARLY?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No phone call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No WhatsApp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No calendar invitation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>&#8220;HI! I&#8217;M HERE!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fantastic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once again my body has decided it will operate according to its own schedule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apparently I&#8217;m merely here for administrative support.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Current score:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Uterus: 1<\/strong><br><strong>Me: 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Now We&#8217;re Playing &#8220;What&#8217;s Causing That Pain?&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m currently sitting here trying to determine whether the lower-back pain I&#8217;m feeling is:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>A)<\/strong> period-related<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">or<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>B)<\/strong> today&#8217;s workout already introducing itself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m secretly hoping for option A.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because that generally means a day or so of discomfort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Option B means tomorrow I&#8217;ll bend down to pick something up and discover muscles I didn&#8217;t know existed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But there IS some good news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">NO PIMPLES!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I&#8217;d like to take this opportunity to publicly thank my face and pores for being the only members of my body currently treating me with some degree of respect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Big up, guys. \u2764\ufe0f<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Keep up the excellent work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Tonight, We Sulk<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So here I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cuddled up with my <strong>second-favourite dog at the moment<\/strong>, having some much-needed me time and feeling just a tiny bit sorry for myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And AGAIN&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before anyone gets back onto those high horses:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>I LOVE ALL MY DOGS.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They simply rotate through the rankings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some days you&#8217;re number one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some days you eat something you shouldn&#8217;t, bark at absolutely nothing for 45 minutes, steal food, destroy something or generally piss me off&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And suddenly you&#8217;re fourth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Day 4: Successful-ish \u2764\ufe0f<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was the programme followed perfectly?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did I miss an exercise?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did I deliberately replace two others?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did I plank?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don&#8217;t be ridiculous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But did I show up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Yes.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did I move my body?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did I eat well?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did I make another tiny deposit into this whole <em>trying-to-look-after-myself-again<\/em> thing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Also yes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I&#8217;m counting it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Day 4: Done. 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