{"id":707,"date":"2026-09-19T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-19T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/?p=707"},"modified":"2026-09-18T10:28:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-18T10:28:20","slug":"apparently-my-brain-has-left-the-building","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/apparently-my-brain-has-left-the-building\/","title":{"rendered":"Apparently My Brain Has Left the Building"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Day 9 &amp; 10: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">First things first\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have to humbly apologise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn&#8217;t post yesterday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know, I know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Consistency is key.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve literally been banging on about showing up, sticking with it and doing the thing even when you don&#8217;t particularly feel like doing the thing\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then yesterday?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not a peep from me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But here&#8217;s the thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-pale-pink-color\">I was absolutely shattered mentally.<br>Not physically tired in the \u201cooh, I could use a nap\u201d kind of way.<br>More like my brain had packed a little suitcase, switched off the lights and left an Out of Office saying:<br>\u201cGood luck. Figure it out yourselves.\u201d<\/mark><\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-style-default\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-708\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM-300x300-1.png 300w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_10_19-PM.png 1254w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I could&#8217;ve forced myself to write something purely for the sake of saying I&#8217;d posted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But honestly?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It probably would&#8217;ve made absolutely no fucking sense and added very little value.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And maybe consistency doesn&#8217;t have to mean doing everything perfectly every single day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maybe it also means knowing when you&#8217;re running on empty, taking the rest, and then coming back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I&#8217;m back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Admittedly my brain is still only operating on approximately 14% battery\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we&#8217;re here. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And today wasn&#8217;t much better\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The mental fatigue and brain fog are apparently the flavour of the week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m absolutely mentally drained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BUT\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somehow, despite feeling like my brain had been replaced by mashed potato, I had an amazing cardio session yesterday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Headphones in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">World out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I just walked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And walked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And sweated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And walked some more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At one point I&#8217;m fairly certain my lungs were trying to leave my body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not dramatically either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They weren&#8217;t trying to escape the gym.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They just wanted to jump out of my chest, walk over to the recumbent bike, sit down and say:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou carry on. We&#8217;ll wait here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;width:16px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I kept going.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I finished.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was something strangely therapeutic about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No overthinking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No trying to solve anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just headphones, movement, sweat and breathing like I&#8217;d recently been chased by a lion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cardio: DONE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"853\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_12_08-PM-853x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-709\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_12_08-PM-853x1024.png 853w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_12_08-PM-250x300.png 250w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_12_08-PM-768x921.png 768w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_12_08-PM-600x720.png 600w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_12_08-PM.png 1145w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">And apparently I&#8217;m learning what \u201cfull\u201d feels like.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve also managed to stick to my eating plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I&#8217;m starting to notice something interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some days, I don&#8217;t actually eat everything I&#8217;ve planned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last night, for example, supper was supposed to be chicken schnitzel, mushrooms and sweet potato fries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I ate the schnitzel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I ate the mushrooms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was full.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I didn&#8217;t eat the fries.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Today I packed my lunch bag, had my breakfast, and took the leftover schnitzel and those same sweet potato fries to work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And guess what came home again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The fucking fries. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-pale-pink-color\">Do I have something against sweet potato fries?<br>Absolutely not.<br>I LOVE THEM.<br>They have done nothing wrong.<br>There is no feud.<\/mark><\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just\u2026 wasn&#8217;t hungry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was full.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I&#8217;m starting to realise that this whole journey isn&#8217;t only about what I&#8217;m eating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s also about actually paying attention to my body instead of eating something simply because it&#8217;s there and I planned to eat it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The fries will live to see another day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Godspeed, little orange soldiers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tc5\/1\/16\/1f360.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\udf60\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;width:16px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;width:16px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, Tannie Flo is packing her bags\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It appears Tannie Flo has finally decided that her little holiday at my house is coming to an end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank fuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unfortunately, she seems to have left some friends behind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pimples.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More of them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because apparently the ones from Day 8 felt lonely and called reinforcements.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And here I was thinking pimples were something we left behind with adolescence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apparently not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-pullquote\"><blockquote><p><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-pale-pink-color\">Thirty-five-year-old me would like to formally request a refund.<br>If I am going to get teenage skin, I&#8217;d at least like teenage knees to go with it.<\/mark><\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seems fair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Speaking of my knees\u2026 and calves\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here&#8217;s a little side quest nobody had scheduled into the programme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monday: Leg day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tuesday: Cardio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then this morning, I hear the garbage truck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And realise\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SHIT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;d missed them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By less than a minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I literally saw the truck driving past, while holding the bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So apparently my morning workout became:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GARBAGE TRUCK INTERVAL SPRINTS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There I am chasing after this bloody truck, desperately hoping they&#8217;ll still collect our bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And my calves?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My calves remembered everything I&#8217;d done to them over the previous two days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were not interested in this bonus session.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They died.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think they&#8217;re actually still dying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because boy\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are EINA.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM-300x300-1.png 300w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM-600x600.png 600w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_15_19-PM.png 1254w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Forget hockey conditioning.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apparently all I needed was municipal refuse collection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing motivates a person to discover their remaining athletic ability quite like watching the garbage truck disappear down the road while clutching your bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now we hide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So here I am.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hiding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because my children are currently eating cupcakes after supper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I know myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know the state of my brain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know the level of fatigue we&#8217;re dealing with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And at this particular moment, if I walk anywhere near those cupcakes, there is a very real possibility I will stuff my face with whatever is left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1;width:16px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So instead\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have removed myself from the situation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can&#8217;t eat the cupcake if you&#8217;re hiding from the cupcake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Modern problems require modern solutions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you know what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m okay with that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m still here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The last couple of days haven&#8217;t been particularly exciting.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There haven&#8217;t been huge breakthroughs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I haven&#8217;t suddenly transformed into one of those people who jumps out of bed at 5am screaming:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLET&#8217;S GOOOOO!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Absolutely fucking not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;ve been mentally exhausted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My brain has been foggy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My calves are filing for workers&#8217; compensation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My face has apparently entered its second adolescence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I missed a post.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And today I&#8217;m hiding from baked goods in my own bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I&#8217;m still here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I still trained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I still made choices I&#8217;m happy with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I listened when my body said it was full.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I enjoyed my rest day without deciding I&#8217;d somehow \u201cfailed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And when I didn&#8217;t have the mental capacity to write yesterday, I didn&#8217;t force myself to produce something just so I could tick a box.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because maybe that&#8217;s part of this too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Consistency isn&#8217;t never missing a day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s not disappearing completely because you missed one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Days 9 &amp; 10: DONE. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\u2764\ufe0f\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t6c\/1\/16\/2764.png\"><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Brain: buffering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fatigue: showing off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cardio: absolutely smashed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lungs: requested transfer to the recumbent bike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sweet potato fries: rejected twice through no fault of their own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tannie Flo: finally packing her shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pimples: apparently staying behind as squatters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Calves: EINA.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Garbage truck: unexpected personal trainer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cupcakes: currently under strict avoidance protocols.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: hiding in bed, but still fucking doing this. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_19_13-PM-1024x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-711\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_19_13-PM-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_19_13-PM-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_19_13-PM-300x300-1.png 300w, https:\/\/thewolfslair.online\/cms\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/ChatGPT-Image-Sep-18-2026-12_19_13-PM-768x768.png 768w, 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